Are You A Pisces? Take Our Quiz And Find Out!

Feb 18, 2019, in Astrology

Many of you probably know and love a Pisces out there… and some of you may actually be a Pisces. If you aren’t sure, there are some relatively easy ways to test whether or not you were born under the Sign of the Fish.

We used to determine whether or not you are a Pisces through either tremendous astrological skill, or access to a calendar and knowledge of your birth date. Fear not! We’ve taken all of the work away. Take the simple quiz and you’ll know whether or not you are a Pisces!

–If you have ever been bitten by a dog and while it was happening you found yourself feeling sorry for the dog and its clearly inadequate upbringing, give yourself one point.

–If you have ever attempted to pray or visualize your way out of a speeding ticket, criminal charges, or difficult conversation, give yourself a point. If you have ever attempted to pray or visualize your way out of a bad relationship, give yourself 10 points. If you lived in a bad relationship and told your partner that you were praying or visualizing for him or her to become better person, give yourself fifty points (if you want us to be expected that to be enough, that is)

–If you genuinely believe the Universe is a kind and caring place, give yourself one point. if you regularly drink or get high to experience that feeling, give yourself ten points.

–If you genuinely believe you have a soulmate or Twin Flame that you haven’t been united with yet (but will be soon) give yourself one point. if that person is married or in a relationship and shows no signs of leaving, give yourself five points. If that person is a celebrity that you have never met, give yourself fifty points.

–If you genuinely believe in God, give yourself one point. If, despite that, you have a hard time believing God believes in you, give yourself 25 points.

–If you are genuinely able to forgive all those who trespass against you, give yourself one point. If this includes people who don’t repay their loans to you, give me a call immediately and take as many points as you like.

RESULTS:

-0 to 5 points: you are not a Pisces. Get outta here. You’re probably an Aries and you’re about to say something stupid to hurt the feelings of a real Pisces.

-6 to 15 points: Where is a good chance you are a Pisces, but if that doesn’t make you a little sad, you probably aren’t.

-16 points or more: who cares what your birth chart says? You’re obviously a Pisces whether anyone has had the heart to break it to you yet or not. Congratulations!

Matthew Currie

Matthew Currie is an astrologer, counselor and writer with over 25 years of experience and numerous appearances on television, radio, and podcasts. He is the author of "Conquer The Universe With Astrology," (available on Amazon) and is available for private consultations. Send him an e-mail (astrologyshow@gmail.com). Matthew likes hearing from you.

He also predicted that yes, you WOULD end up here reading this.