Some Notes About Mars In Leo, From Your Cat
Jul 1, 2019, in
Astrology
(Editor’s Note: Mars enters Leo today, and regular contributor Matthew Currie has written a detailed 24-part series on the matter, in which he explains the effects Mars in Leo will have on each Sun and Moon Sign. However, it was too boring and technical, so we threw it out. Instead, here are some notes about Mars in Leo from your cat.)
July 1
Mars enters Leo
“Thank you for recognizing that I too am a majestic lion. Now rub my head. Rub it!”
July 5
Venus semisextile Mars
“Hi. I know you’re busy watching TV, but have you noticed how awesome my butt is? Look at my butt! Stop watching TV and look at my butt!”
July 8
Mercury conjunct Mars
“I’ve been thinking about a lot of very important things lately. Like: how to get that cupboard door open where you keep the catnip. I’ll figure this out yet.”
July 11
Mars square Uranus
“Clever Human, using your opposable thumbs to open and close that cupboard. But maybe if I lie under it right here, then dig away with my claws on the underside of it…”
July 25
Mars trine Jupiter
“Success! My efforts have been rewarded, and good fortune is mine! I have the cupboard open! Yahoo!”
July 30
Mars quincunx Neptune
“Catnip catnip catnip rolling in catnip catnip catnip catnip”
August 4
Mars quincunx Pluto
“Catnip catnip catnip — wait, what are you doing? Are you trying to take the catnip away from me??? I swear to God, Human, I will cut you. I WILL CUT YOU!”
August 18
Mars enters Virgo
I have neglected my personal hygiene for far too long. Here, let me show you how to clean yourself. I like being helpful! First, you start with the butt…”
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