Your Zodiac Symbol Has Changed: Gemini

Oct 12, 2020, in Astrology

The Secret Masters Of Astrological Knowledge (SMOAK) has declared that the traditional symbols for all twelve Zodiac signs will be replaced and updated effective November 1st of this year. What do you mean, you’ve never heard of us? Obviously whenever you’ve been out socializing with astrologers, you socialized with the wrong ones. That isn’t our fault. Or maybe you just aren’t one of the cool kids. Whatever. What’s with all the questions?

THE SIGN: Gemini (May 20-June 20)

FORMER SYMBOL: The Twins

WHAT THE FORMER SYMBOL GOT RIGHT: Quick-witted. Gemini is often accused of having a split personality, which is ridiculous. If you’ve ever known twins, you know they’ve got three or four personalities each. Communicative, the same way some twins will actually invent their own shared language.

NEW SYMBOL: The Octopus (various members of the order Octopoda)

WHAT THE NEW SYMBOL ADDS: The octopus is incredibly intelligent, and its total body mass is more dedicated to the brain than any land animal. What’s more, since much of an octopus brain is distributed among its eight limbs (Arms? Legs? Tentacles? Grabby things?), the octopus has the ability to literally wrap its head around something new and grasp it in ways no one and nothing else can. They are capable of learning through observation better than almost any other animal. In fact, if they could just organize themselves, they’d probably be running the planet. So let’s be grateful that they don’t.

Matthew Currie

Matthew Currie is an astrologer, counselor and writer with over 25 years of experience and numerous appearances on television, radio, and podcasts. He is the author of "Conquer The Universe With Astrology," (available on Amazon) and is available for private consultations. Send him an e-mail (astrologyshow@gmail.com). Matthew likes hearing from you.

He also predicted that yes, you WOULD end up here reading this.