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Astrology: Mark Zuckerberg Is The Real Victim Here

Is Mark Zuckerberg okay, you may be asking. Well actually, yes he is. He’s having a beach day.

The funny thing is: Facebook shares dropped 5% in value yesterday. Mark Zuckerberg owns 55% of Facebook’s voting stock. This means that yesterday Mark Zuckerberg lost about seven billion dollars in net worth.

All that around in your head for a moment. Seven billion dollars. In one day.

Don’t worry about Mark though. The way the stock market works is that once a stock starts to lose value, people will often come in and buy it up, thus increasing the value. And as of the time I am writing this? Facebook stock is up 7% from yesterday. Mark may have lost 7 billion dollars yesterday, but he’s up by about a billion today. The system works!

Mark Zuckerberg was born May 14th 1984, unknown time, in White Plains New York. Even a cursory glance at the seemingly never-ending square between Saturn in Aquarius and Uranus in Taurus is hitting his birth chart hard — so it’s no wonder his brainchild failed so spectacularly on Monday, taking Instagram and WhatsApp along with it. His Sun, Moon, Saturn, Venus, and Mars are all being messed with by either Saturn-Uranus or transiting Jupiter. But you know what’s really going to hurt?

On Tuesday, whistleblower Frances Haugen testified before US legislators that the algorithms Facebook uses to decide what you see and what gets promoted — you know, the algorithms no one is allowed to see — spread misinformation. And Facebook knows it. And Facebook does little or nothing to stop it, because clicks mean money.

An example: if someone does a study showing that vaccination is much less expensive overall than being in the hospital with covid-19, it might get published under the title “Vaccination Vs Hospitalization: A Cost-Benefit Analysis.”

You were bored by that title before you got to the end of it, weren’t you?

Now: cherry-pick that same study and publish it under the title “BIG PHARMA MAKING MILLIONS OFF OF VACCINES.”

Facebook prioritizes what you see in your news feed based on how popular any given item is with your friends. Maybe one of them will post a link to that original study, but four will post a link to the one with the catchy, fear-mongering title… even though it’s inherently misleading. Oh, and Facebook has contributed to ethnic violence in Ethiopia and Myanmar too, by the way.

In conclusion: Mark Zuckerberg is going to get whip-sawed something fierce in the next year or two by Saturn and Uranus. And you can take my word for it as a bold truth-teller, because (unlike Big Pharma) I am not after your money.

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