Bad Astrology Advice About Bad Aspects In Compatibility (Part Two)

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If you’ve spent much time online reading about astrology, you’ve encountered the concept of “astrological compatibility,” in which the aspects between the points in your chart and another person’s chart determine how your relationship functions. You’ve probably noticed that a square between your thingamabob and your partner’s thingamabob is going to make the relationship difficult. You’ll often find wise and helpful advice on how to cope with this square, and even how to turn that square into a positive.

Today’s blog entry is not intended to be the least bit wise or helpful. Enjoy!

 

Mars square Mars: You’ll often see this aspect being referred to as being “good for sex.” Sure, that can happen, but mostly Mars square Mars makes for a lot of unnecessary arguing over (often pointless) things that no one ever wins. Don’t trap yourself in unending combat! Resort to a relatively untraceable poinson instead.

Jupiter square Jupiter: This can often be indicative of a couple with either conflicting tastes in entertainment and/or life philosophy, or in excess. Play into the best elements of this aspect and encourage each other to party hard until one or both of you overdose.

Saturn square Saturn: Structure, order, and authority are all things that will be constant sources of disagreement for you two. Instead of being reasonable and using logic, just fire each other.

Neptune square Neptune: Although you will have vastly different approaches to matters of religion and spirituality, that’s okay. This aspect means that one of you is much older than the other. Sit back and let Nature take its course!