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Make Your Own Hand Sanitizer With The Full Moon In Virgo!

On Monday there will be a Full Moon in Virgo. A Full Moon is often a difficult time emotionally. That’s because the Sun and Moon are exactly opposite each other. This time around, the Sun is closely conjunct Neptune in Pisces opposite the Moon in Virgo.

This could be a difficult combination. Virgo rules things like “maintaining your health” and “taking proper precautions.” Pisces in charge of things like “spirituality” and “expanding your consciousness.” And Neptune likes getting drunk.

How to reconcile these opposing forces? I’ve found a practical and fun way to do so. You may have noticed that with all the fears of coronavirus, there are shortages of hand sanitizer out there. Here is a fun Full Moon in Virgo recipe for making your own hand sanitizer at home! Enjoy!

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Moon Opposite Neptune Homemade Hand Sanitizer

You will need

-200ml of aloe vera moisturizing gel, unscented.

-essential oils (optional)

-a 750ml bottle of Everclear.

(If you are unfamiliar with it, Everclear is a 190-proof grain alcohol. In other words: most forms of liquor are 20% alcohol (40 proof). Everclear is 95% pure alcohol. Basically, it’s the strongest drink you can buy unless you do business with a scientific supply warehouse.)

-a shot glass.

STEP ONE: Mix about a shot glass worth of Everclear into the aloe vera gel. If you like, toss in a little essential oil to give it a nice scent.

STEP TWO: Let the hand sanitizer and Everclear mix rest for about 2 hours. During that time, have four or five of your favourite non-alcoholic beverages, but add a shot of Everclear to each one of them.

STEP THREE: Congratulations! Not only have you made a highly effective hand sanitizer, you are also now far too drunk to go out and interact with someone who might infect you.

STEP FOUR: Wake up the next morning and phone in sick and/or cancel your plans because of your hangover.

STEP FIVE: Later that evening, repeat Step Three. The following morning, repeat Step Four.

This should keep you safe from any potential coronavirus infection for up to a week, depending on how well you handle your booze and how much of your liver is left.

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PLEASE NOTE: This was not an ad for Everclear, but was inspired by Everclear. I paid for it myself but will try to claim it as a business expense. I love my job. Also, you guys look great!