Mars In Pisces 2020: You’ll Eat It, And You’ll Like It

Mars is now in Pisces and will be there until June 27th. Under normal circumstances, I’d be talking about how Mars in Pisces isn’t the greatest of placements. After all, Mars wants action (violent if necessary), and Pisces is often a little too sensitive for its own good. However, since we all live on Bizarro World now, I’m going to make the case that this is actually a good thing — and you should appreciate it.

For example, normally I would be telling you that Mars sextile Uranus (which is exact on the 25th) can be good time to make breakthroughs, but I would also warn you about lashing out at targets for purely emotional reasons. This time though? I’m saying knock yourself out! Throw the biggest screaming fit you can!

Venus square Mars on June 2nd? That’s not an opportunity for you to make poor and impulsive sexual decisions based on physical needs. Hey, you’ve already been cooped up for the last three months. Why not get out, party hard, and meet new people and enjoy their viruses?

June 13th gives us a Mars-Neptune conjunction in Pisces. Don’t think of this as a time when your drives and aggression are potentially terribly misplaced or misunderstood. Think of it as a time to spin the Wheel Of Aggression and see what prize you win!

So, why all this advice that runs contrary to all common sense and astrological wisdom? Because no one is perfect, we should forgive ourselves more often, and this too shall pass.

And when I say this too shall pass, what I mean is that June 27th Mars will enter Aries, where it will spend the next six months. That’s right, we’re going to be up against six months of Mars in Aries, with squares to Jupiter Saturn and Pluto. So why not have fun with things now before… I don’t know, the Robot Apocalypse or something happens?

God, I’m tired.