“Thanks For Calling Venus In Virgo! How May I Help You?”

Aug 21, 2019, in Astrology, Horoscopes

Venus is now in Virgo and will be there until September 14th. If you’ve read much about Virgo, you know that Virgo has “a spirit of service” vibe going for it. You also know that Venus is all about “love.” And… well, if you’ve read my work for long, you already probably know where this is going. Let’s call Customer Service and get some help with our love lives!

Aug 24, 2019
Venus conjunct Mars
“Actually, I’m wearing the standard blue t-shirt with company logo and — excuse me, Mr. Johnson: are you trying to talk dirty to me? You know that’s not in my job description, but… I’ll give it a try… I’m wearing bright red lipstick and a black headset… a black lace headset…”

Aug 26, 2019
Venus trine Uranus
“Have you tried cooking for her? Ah… you don’t cook. Say Dave: have you considered taking classes to make something exotic, like Thai food? Nothing says ‘I love you’ like homemade Peanut Shrimp Curry…”

Sep  1, 2019
Venus trine Saturn
“You can do this, Sandra, I’m certain of it! Slow and steady wins the race! I’m sure that if you’re steadfast, he will realize he’s your One True Twin Flame, because everything is Love and Love never fails!”

Sep  2, 2019
Venus square Jupiter
“Hi again! How did… oh. A restraining order? Well, that can happen with Twin Flames, Sandra. Have you tried watching him from the bushes outside his window at night and visualizing you two being together? Because everything is Love and Love never fails!”

Sep  4, 2019
Venus opposite Neptune
“I understand how it looks, but maybe your husband really DOES need to work that much overtime… and weekends… and isn’t allowed to use his cell phone. That COULD be what’s happening, right? Does Mr. Johnson seem like the ‘cheating’ type?”

Sep  7, 2019
Venus trine Pluto
“Maybe it’s time for a new perspective, Sandra. It would be great to completely rethink your romantic strategies, and who they’re directed at. Think of it this way: your 90 days in jail will give you lots of time to focus on that, because you deserve Love!”

Sep 13, 2019
Mercury conjunct Mercury
“Hi, this is… oh? Nothing is wrong with your love life? You just want to talk? Great! I love talking! No problems to solve or questions to ask, just talking! I have thirty five minutes to kill until my lunch break, so let’s talk about that!

Matthew Currie

Matthew Currie is an astrologer, counselor and writer with over 25 years of experience and numerous appearances on television, radio, and podcasts. He is the author of "Conquer The Universe With Astrology," (available on Amazon) and is available for private consultations. Send him an e-mail (astrologyshow@gmail.com). Matthew likes hearing from you.

He also predicted that yes, you WOULD end up here reading this.