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The Only Way To Interpret Lilibet Diana Mountbatten-Windsor’s Astrology!

(Editor’s note: Matthew Currie is unavailable today due to an unexpected “something something asteroid progression” (his words, not ours). In his place we present Dr. Delbert FibBash, who is often referred to by others as “Doctor D.” Don’t tell him what the D stands for when people call him that — it’s not “Delbert.”)

My dear friends, I am here today to give you the only true and reliable interpretation of the birth chart of Royal Baby Lilibet Diana Mountbatten-Windsor that you will ever need. My track record is unimpeachable. So unimpeachable that I have in fact hidden all of my prediction videos on YouTube. To be honest (and that’s all I am, all the time. Honest!) most people simply aren’t worthy of basking in my astrological insights for free. So, send me money and all will be revealed!

The first thing I noticed about these birth chart is that her Mercury is conjunct the Sun of the World’s Greatest Leader, whose re-election I successfully predicted in 2020 (but the media is lying to you about it). Furthermore her Sun is conjunct the North Node of World’s Greatest Leader, they have identical Midheavens, and their ascendants are both at 29 degrees Leo. That placement is often associated with leadership and royalty

But could this in fact mean that she will become the greatest politician of her time? Her Venus is within a degree of the exact conjunction to the Venus of the United States of America. Based on that one factor alone, I’m going to say that yes, she is going to be a great politician. That one lone factor was what I used to successfully predict that Billy Graham would get caught in a sex scandal but not die (and the media lied about that too!).

And what will be her greatest achievement? I am telling you my friends, and I am never wrong, I have had a bold vision of her future. You see, Lilibet is a descendant of royalty — but I don’t think she’s going to ascend to the throne of England. I looked ahead to her transits on July 4th 2076… America’s tricentennial. At that time transiting Pluto will be closely conjunct her Moon, and the transiting North Node will be closely conjunct her Mercury.

There is no doubt in my mind, speaking as the world’s greatest astrologer, that this can only mean one thing. The baby will be an agent of karmic fortune. There is no doubt in my mind whatsoever that Lilibet will grow up to be elected America’s President and will successfully put down a revolution in the American lunar colonies, thus reversing the karma generated by her lineage in 1776.

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