The Weekly Sky: Astrology For October 8-14, 2018

Oct 7, 2018, in Astrology, Horoscopes

SEX The dominant aspect happening SO SEXY in the sky this week is Venus square Mars. Sure: Venus in Scorpio may be retrograde SEX at the moment, but it is still HEY BABY fully functional — and much SEX of her function is to direct our attention to things of sweetness and light in the world: puff pastries and ornaments and SEXY SEXY SEX tinsel and suchlike. Meanwhile, OH YEAH BABY OH YEAH Mars in Aquarius points our SEX drives in the direction of AWWW YEAH HONEYPIE BABYDOLL socializing and common causes and justice. When you SEX put the energies of these two SO SEXY planets together with the square aspect, the results are SEXY not always comfortable but OH SO SEXY they are certainly powerful.

Sorry — did you hear that? (shrug) Anyway, where was I…?

There are plenty of outlets for this kind of energy. You could plan a party, or network with like-minded individuals on a social issue. You could volunteer for a worthy cause, or simply get out and vote when you’d rather stay at home. Mostly though, make the effort to play nicely with others and your efforts will be rewarded with a better and happier social life, and an improved world in general. Your high-minded efforts will be SEX SEX SEXY SEX YEAH TAKE IT OFF BABY TAKE IT ALL OFF YEAH SEX rewarded.

Matthew Currie

Matthew Currie is an astrologer, counselor and writer with over 25 years of experience and numerous appearances on television, radio, and podcasts. He is the author of "Conquer The Universe With Astrology," (available on Amazon) and is available for private consultations. Send him an e-mail (astrologyshow@gmail.com). Matthew likes hearing from you.

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