Your Mercury Retrograde Excuse Notepad!

Nov 7, 2019, in Astrology

Let’s just get this out of the way, right now: Mercury Retrograde is not responsible for everything that gets screwed up lately… but it may well be a factor. It seems like every time Mercury goes backwards it gets blamed for things that may not really be its fault.

Then again, you’ve got to admit that a lot of things Also, it’s great having Mercury Retrograde to blame things on. So: I’ve made this for you. Print it out and use it as often as you like/need to. You’re welcome!

 

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(check as many as apply)

Dear:

____ loved one ____ friend ____ employer  ____ co-worker ____employee ____ utility company

____ person I cut off in traffic  ____ room mate ____neighbor ____ house pet

other (details)  ____________

 

I wish to apologize for a recent incident in which I

 

____ didn’t meet a deadline ____ screwed up an order ____ got the directions wrong ____ forgot to pay you

____ did an incomplete job ____ accidentally sent you that sext ____ broke that thing of yours

____ forgot our appointment ____ neglected to remember your birthday and / or our anniversary

____ didn’t warn you about the problem with the toilet ____ damaged your car ____ ate your food

____ poisoned your prize-winning garden ____ accidentally used your credit card

____other (details)  ____________

 

I want to assure you but this in IN NO WAY was due to my own

 

____ heartlessness ____ mismanagement ____ clumsiness ____ stupidity ____ failure to plan appropriately

____ inability to follow directions ____ poor budgeting  ____ inattention ____ impatience

____ poor eyesight ____ overestimating my skills ____ general incompetence ____ thoughtlessness

____ other (details)  ____________

 

This recent incident is due ENTIRELY to the fact that Mercury is currently retrograde. I promise but this will never, ever happen again, unless

 

____ unless it happens again on or before November 20th

____ it happens during the Mercury Post-Shadow Period, which lasts until December 7th

____ it happens during a future Mercury retrograde

____ I refuse to or am unwilling to learn from my mistakes

Matthew Currie

Matthew Currie is an astrologer, counselor and writer with over 25 years of experience and numerous appearances on television, radio, and podcasts. He is the author of "Conquer The Universe With Astrology," (available on Amazon) and is available for private consultations. Send him an e-mail (astrologyshow@gmail.com). Matthew likes hearing from you.

He also predicted that yes, you WOULD end up here reading this.