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A Message From Surgeon-General Mars In Virgo
“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”-Sun Tzu Greetings, people of Earth.…
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The Challenging Neptune Transits of Simone Biles
“It just sucks when you’re fighting with your own head.” -Simone Biles Simone Biles (born March 14th 1997, probably at 12:30 AM, Columbus Ohio) voluntarily withdrew from the gold medal round in gymnastics events at the Tokyo Olympics, and has said she will take further participation “one day at a time.” She claims that she…
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An Old Dog, And A New Way To See Venus In Virgo
Meet my friend Duke. He lives a couple of doors down from me and regularly wanders over to come and have a visit. We have a lot of things in common. Like me, he doesn’t move as quickly as he used to and the hairs on his muzzle are turning white. Duke has a daily…
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Venus And Mars In Leo: Politics, PR, And Porn
As I wrote here recently, with Venus and Mars still in Leo together, there will be a lot of opportunities for inflamed passions (both sexual and otherwise). This weekend we had an example of both. Tracy Lynn Glanville is an actress, born March 29 1973, time unknown, in Raleigh, North Carolina. Ms Glanville, is a…
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Richard Branson Rides His Birth Chart Into Space!
In a historic moment for both commercial space travel and late-stage capitalism, billionaire Richard Branson launched into space earlier this morning on his own spacecraft, beating fellow billionaire Jeff Bezos by a good couple of weeks. Richard was born July 18, 1950 at 7 AM in Blackheath, England. Although he is a Cancer with Moon…
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Some Etiquette Tips For Venus And Mars In Leo
Like many of you, I now live in a place where the post COVID-19 restrictions have been lifted. On the one hand, this seems like a great relief. It’s refreshing to be able to go out and be around other human beings again. However, based on what I saw downtown yesterday, it appears that some…
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A Very Saturn-Uranus Canada Day
Today is July 1 — Canada Day. Normally I would be using my platform here to say lots of nice things about what a great country we are, how we are the preferred destination for many immigrants and refugees, and so on. I’d probably throw in something about our healthcare system, and how we consistently…
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Astrology, Fraud, And Jim Bakker
“For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.” -1 Timothy 6:10 Jim Bakker is one of those Christian ministers who tends to give the rest of the lot a bad name — and it…
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Saturn In Aquarius (Now With Flying Killer Robots!)
Whenever Saturn changes Signs, there is a temptation to overplay the nature of the Sign that it is entering. A good case in point is Saturn in Aquarius, Aquarius has an association with newness and innovation and technology. Back in March of 2020, when Saturn entered Aquarius, an astrologer would have probably been overplaying his…
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Love In A Time Of Mercury Retrograde
A friend of mine recently wrote and asked: “Is the advice that ‘Don’t get together with someone during a MERCURY RETROGRADE because what they appear to be is nothing but LIES upon a throne of DECEIT!!!’ worth paying attention to or not?” *** If you’re anything like me, by the end of a Mercury Retrograde…