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The thing about Mercury retrograde is not just that it makes trouble for communications and contracts and short trips and suck. It also requires attention to all the fiddly little details with everything that normally works out just fine. Case in point: NBC is currently filming a competition show Ultimate Slip N’ Slide (because they’ll…

(Editor’s note: Matthew Currie is unavailable today due to an unexpected “something something asteroid progression” (his words, not ours). In his place we present Dr. Delbert FibBash, who is often referred to by others as “Doctor D.” Don’t tell him what the D stands for when people call him that — it’s not “Delbert.”) My…

One of the funniest things I ever read was in Grade 11 English class. We had an assignment to write short stories, and, as is often the case when we were done, we handed our stories off to the other students to read and/or critique. One girl in the class (I forget her name) had…

Whenever a professional astrologer starts making predictions, there are two things that he or she has to keep in mind. First of all, despite all the “cookbook” guides out there, interpretation is difficult. Sure, one can spend years studying all the techniques and possible interpretations. However, putting it all together into a coherent message is…

Between now and Thursday at 6:35 PM Eastern time, Jupiter is at 29 degrees Aquarius. The last degree of any given Sign is called “the anaretic degree.” It’s a particularly powerful place… often in a good way, but sometimes not. Imagine Jupiter has taken on the qualities of Aquarius (intellectual, high-minded, a little detached) and…

Josh Duggar, formerly of the reality TV series 19 Kids and Counting, was recently arrested for possession of child pornography. But what can we really tell about him, using astrology, if we don’t have his time of birth? We know that he was born March 3, 1988 in Tontitown, Arkansas. We know he’s a Pisces…

(Matthew Currie is unavailable today, due to an unscheduled Eclipse. In his place we present the internationally-renowned astrologer Shakti Shiva Chiron Haumea, who three months ago was Ed Kwaitkowsi — but started reading a few things online about astrology and is now an expert on it. Today, Shakti will be answering some typical Facebook Astrology…

As predicted by myself here, and by many elsewhere, this year’s Oscars ceremony was kind of a bust. I came to that conclusion based on the astrology, but one thing that I didn’t foresee… and I don’t think anyone else did either… is how weirdly the ceremony would end. Normally an Oscar ceremony ends with…

I am posting this blog entry less than an hour before the beginning of tonight’s Oscar ceremonies. And I want to make a bold prediction. These ceremonies are going to kind of suck. I’m not saying this to simply join in on the bandwagon of people who have been complaining about the Oscars for the…