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Jupiter Square Neptune, And The Hacking Of Jack Dorsey
Jupiter has turned direct, and that means we are approaching the final exact hit of the Jupiter-Neptune square. This means that we are likely to see a lot more delusion out there, and as a result, a lot of rugs are going to get yanked out from under us. This is especially true if you…
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“Bad” Planets, Good Results: Mars In Cancer, Mars In Libra
Mars rules drive, ambition, temper, and sex. It is arguably the most action-oriented planet in the Zodiac. so naturally you would want to have your Mars in one of the good places for it get anywhere in life, right? When Mars is one of its “good” places, like an Aries (which Mars rules) or Capricorn…
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The Saturn-Pluto Report: August 26 – September 1, 2019
(CLICK HERE for your introduction to the Saturn-Pluto conjunction, and why it is so important for many of us) You probably already know what parts of your chart are affected by the Saturn-Pluto conjunction, but if you aren’t, CLICK HERE to visit the The Saturn-Pluto Bomb Shelter And Lounge on Facebook and we’ll figure it…
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In Praise Of Sun In Virgo
Imagine for a moment that you are an autistic child, or a child who experiences “sensory overload.” Picture yourself sitting there, just minding your own business, when all of a sudden your brain’s usual ability to sort out what’s important in your environment from what isn’t goes haywire, and you are inundated with… — the…
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“Thanks For Calling Venus In Virgo! How May I Help You?”
Venus is now in Virgo and will be there until September 14th. If you’ve read much about Virgo, you know that Virgo has “a spirit of service” vibe going for it. You also know that Venus is all about “love.” And… well, if you’ve read my work for long, you already probably know where this…
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The Saturn-Pluto Report: August 19-25, 2019
(CLICK HERE for your introduction to the Saturn-Pluto conjunction, and why it is so important for many of us) You probably already know what parts of your chart are affected by the Saturn-Pluto conjunction, but if you aren’t, CLICK HERE to visit the The Saturn-Pluto Bomb Shelter And Lounge on Facebook and we’ll figure it…
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Making Some Nips And Tucks With Mars In Virgo
Mars has entered Virgo and will be there until early October. Virgo is kind of a strange place for Mars to be. Mars likes action and adventure and sex, where is Virgo has a reputation for being quiet and refined and a bit shy (although Virgos do appear to enjoy sex — go figure!). What…
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Jeffrey Epstein: The Man From Neptune
By now, you’ve all heard about the terrible life and suspicious death of accused sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. In fact, you may have seen some speculation from other astrologers as to his time of birth based on this factor or that (not how you do a rectification, guys!). Rather than engage in more wild speculation,…
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The Saturn-Pluto Report: August 12-18, 2019
(CLICK HERE for your introduction to the Saturn-Pluto conjunction, and why it is so important for many of us) You probably already know what parts of your chart are affected by the Saturn-Pluto conjunction, but if you aren’t, CLICK HERE to visit the The Saturn-Pluto Bomb Shelter And Lounge on Facebook and we’ll figure it…
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The Saturn-Pluto Report: August 5-11, 2019
(CLICK HERE for your introduction to the Saturn-Pluto conjunction, and why it is so important for many of us) You probably already know what parts of your chart are affected by the Saturn-Pluto conjunction, but if you aren’t, CLICK HERE to visit the The Saturn-Pluto Bomb Shelter And Lounge on Facebook and we’ll figure it…