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  • The Saturn-Pluto Report: July 29-August 4, 2019

    The Saturn-Pluto Report: July 29-August 4, 2019

    (CLICK HERE for your introduction to the Saturn-Pluto conjunction, and why it is so important for many of us) You probably already know what parts of your chart are affected by the Saturn-Pluto conjunction, but if you aren’t, CLICK HERE to visit the The Saturn-Pluto Bomb Shelter And Lounge on Facebook and we’ll figure it…

  • Does Pluto Deliver Any Good?

    Does Pluto Deliver Any Good?

    Thank you for writing to me today, Annette (not your real name, of course). It’s funny how a simple five-word sentence can be surprisingly complicated to answer. “Does Pluto deliver any good?” Yes, that’s quite the question. I’m going to give you two answers. One is relatively textbook, and the second one is more metaphorical.…

  • Astrology, Infertility, And Anne Hathaway

    Astrology, Infertility, And Anne Hathaway

    Actress Anne Hathaway recently announced that she has a second baby on the way. She also told the world that she has been struggling with infertility, and that it took a lot of work to make this child. Somewhere around 10% of the women in the world are infertile, but perhaps you won’t be surprised…

  • In Praise Of Sun In Leo

    In Praise Of Sun In Leo

    Hey Leo! It’s always awesome when you show up, and let me tell you why… Like all the other Signs, there are certain stereotypes about you guys. Like all stereotypes of any kind, then tend to come a place that may be broadly, statistically true… but you should never apply those broad strokes to all…

  • The Saturn-Pluto Report: July 22-28, 2019

    The Saturn-Pluto Report: July 22-28, 2019

    (CLICK HERE for your introduction to the Saturn-Pluto conjunction, and why it is so important for many of us) You probably already know what parts of your chart are affected by the Saturn-Pluto conjunction, but if you aren’t, CLICK HERE to visit the The Saturn-Pluto Bomb Shelter And Lounge on Facebook and we’ll figure it…

  • The July Lunar Eclipse Conjunct Pluto: Can We Have A Word In Private?

    The July Lunar Eclipse Conjunct Pluto: Can We Have A Word In Private?

    Hey, you. Yeah, you. Come over here. I have something I want to say to you in private, just between you and me. I know you’re worried about this Eclipse, and who can blame you? For many it will serve as the trigger for something big that has been ticking away for the last couple…

  • What Dog Is Your Sun Sign Like? (An Apology)

    What Dog Is Your Sun Sign Like? (An Apology)

    (Editor’s note: The recently posted “What Dog Is Your Sun Sign Like?” has been removed due to its exceptionally poor quality and the numerous complaints we have received from readers. In its place we present a selection of those complaints. Regular contributor Matthew Currie has been sent to his room and is not allowed to…

  • The Saturn-Pluto Report: July 8-14, 2019

    The Saturn-Pluto Report: July 8-14, 2019

    (CLICK HERE for your introduction to the Saturn-Pluto conjunction, and why it is so important for many of us) You probably already know what parts of your chart are affected by the Saturn-Pluto conjunction, but if you aren’t, CLICK HERE to visit the The Saturn-Pluto Bomb Shelter And Lounge on Facebook and we’ll figure it…

  • AstroloGeeks News: Get it on Google Play!

    AstroloGeeks News: Get it on Google Play!

    AstroloGeeks is proud to announce that we have officially launched a brand new Android App on Google Play: AstroloGeeks News. Get the latest astrology related news, articles and updates directly from AstroloGeeks.com! Never miss an important planetary transit and learn what it means for you. Get real time push notifications whenever a new horoscope, article or…

  • Some Notes About Mars In Leo, From Your Cat

    Some Notes About Mars In Leo, From Your Cat

    (Editor’s Note: Mars enters Leo today, and regular contributor Matthew Currie has written a detailed 24-part series on the matter, in which he explains the effects Mars in Leo will have on each Sun and Moon Sign. However, it was too boring and technical, so we threw it out. Instead, here are some notes about…