Newsroom

Stay in orbit.

  • The Saturn-Pluto Report: July 1-7, 2019

    The Saturn-Pluto Report: July 1-7, 2019

    (CLICK HERE for your introduction to the Saturn-Pluto conjunction, and why it is so important for many of us) You probably already know what parts of your chart are affected by the Saturn-Pluto conjunction, but if you aren’t, CLICK HERE to visit the The Saturn-Pluto Bomb Shelter And Lounge on Facebook and we’ll figure it…

  • Astrology Of The July 2 Eclipse: Best Eclipse EVER?

    Astrology Of The July 2 Eclipse: Best Eclipse EVER?

    Is it possible that this Eclipse could actually be good? Well, maybe that’s a bit misleading. In theory, any astrological event isn’t “good” or “bad.” Sure, Eclipse Season can make for some frayed nerves, but that can lead people to make changes in their lives that they need. Mostly, people tend to be afraid of…

  • The Saturn-Pluto Report: June 24-30, 2019

    The Saturn-Pluto Report: June 24-30, 2019

    (CLICK HERE for your introduction to the Saturn-Pluto conjunction, and why it is so important for many of us) You probably already know what parts of your chart are affected by the Saturn-Pluto conjunction, but if you aren’t, CLICK HERE to visit the The Saturn-Pluto Bomb Shelter And Lounge on Facebook and we’ll figure it…

  • In Praise Of Sun In Cancer

    In Praise Of Sun In Cancer

    Of all the animal symbols in the Zodiac, none (according to the fossil record) are older than the crab. That seems entirely appropriate, because Cancers can survive a lot. A lot. The Water Signs are the ones most commonly associated with “feelings.” They are the Signs that, when you read a basic description of how…

  • The Saturn-Pluto Report: June 17-23, 2019

    The Saturn-Pluto Report: June 17-23, 2019

    (CLICK HERE for your introduction to the Saturn-Pluto conjunction, and why it is so important for many of us) You probably already know what parts of your chart are affected by the Saturn-Pluto conjunction, but if you aren’t, CLICK HERE to visit the The Saturn-Pluto Bomb Shelter And Lounge on Facebook and we’ll figure it…

  • Astrology Of The June 2019 Full Moon: Boisterous And Anesthetized

    Astrology Of The June 2019 Full Moon: Boisterous And Anesthetized

    Any Full Moon is a time when one should pause and consider before taking bold action or lashing out at someone. This month’s Full Moon, however? You may want to double down on the caution. This Full Moon is exact at 4:30 AM Eastern Time on Monday. Any Full Moon can usually be felt twelve…

  • The Saturn-Pluto Report: June 10-16, 2019

    The Saturn-Pluto Report: June 10-16, 2019

    (CLICK HERE for your introduction to the Saturn-Pluto conjunction, and why it is so important for many of us) You probably already know what parts of your chart are affected by the Saturn-Pluto conjunction, but if you aren’t, CLICK HERE to visit the The Saturn-Pluto Bomb Shelter And Lounge on Facebook and we’ll figure it…

  • Numbered List #Astrology Venus in Gemini Keyword LOL GIF!

    Numbered List #Astrology Venus in Gemini Keyword LOL GIF!

    Venus enters Gemini today. Whenever this happens, the first thing a lot of people writing or talking about astrology will mention is the tonal shift from the sensual nature of Taurus to {ERROR. REBOOTING BLOG.} REASONS WHY VENUS IN GEMINI IS TOTALLY AWESOME 1. LET’S GO PLAY MINI GOLF! Venus in Taurus was waaaay too…

  • Jupiter, Neptune, and Chernobyl

    Jupiter, Neptune, and Chernobyl

    “The nuclear meltdown at Chernobyl… was perhaps the real cause of the collapse of the Soviet Union five years later. Indeed, the Chernobyl catastrophe was an historic turning point: there was the era before the disaster, and there is the very different era that has followed.” -Mikhail Gorbachev HBO recently aired the last episode of…

  • The Saturn-Pluto Report: June 3-9, 2019

    The Saturn-Pluto Report: June 3-9, 2019

    (CLICK HERE for your introduction to the Saturn-Pluto conjunction, and why it is so important for many of us) You probably already know what parts of your chart are affected by the Saturn-Pluto conjunction, but if you aren’t, CLICK HERE to visit the The Saturn-Pluto Bomb Shelter And Lounge on Facebook and we’ll figure it…