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  • Astrology Of The Mandalorian And Baby Yoda (Really!)

    Astrology Of The Mandalorian And Baby Yoda (Really!)

    As I have written here before, the entertainment industry has taken a serious beating overall in 2020. There have been bright spots, however. Television streaming service Disney+ has been a big success, even in a market already saturated with streaming services. And without question, the breakaway hit on Disney+ is The Mandalorian. Being a hit…

  • Neptune And The Entertainment Industry, Part Three: The Future

    Neptune And The Entertainment Industry, Part Three: The Future

    (This is the third in a series about Neptune and the entertainment industry. CLICK HERE for Part One, and CLICK HERE for Part Two.) L. Q. “SONNY” CLEMONDS (a traveller from the early 21st Century, now on the USS Enterprise in the 24th Century): Let’s see if the Braves are on. How do you turn…

  • Neptune And The Entertainment Industry, Part Two: Trouble At The House Of Mouse

    Neptune And The Entertainment Industry, Part Two: Trouble At The House Of Mouse

    (This is Part Two of a series on Neptune and the entertainment industry. CLICK HERE for Part One) We all have some idea, at least objectively, as to what the notion of “entertainment value” is. If you want to put a more objective face on that concept, it’s hard to imagine something more cut-and-dried than…

  • When Astrology Memes Do More Harm Than Good

    When Astrology Memes Do More Harm Than Good

    Okay, okay. I know. This is supposed to be Part Two of my series on Neptune in Pisces and the entertainment industry. But the story about Dave Chappelle got in the way of that yesterday. Today? Mars has been in Aries way too long once again and is beginning to square my natal Mars. Again.…

  • Astrology, Dave Chapelle, And The Entertainment Industry

    Astrology, Dave Chapelle, And The Entertainment Industry

    I was initially scheduled to post part two of a series I’m writing about Neptune and the entertainment industry. Specifically, opposing about entertainment and economics, with a specific look at Disney stock. Instead, I’m presenting some breaking news about a somewhat related subject. Comedian Dave Chappelle posted a video on his Instagram account this week,…

  • Neptune And The Entertainment Industry, Part One: The Crash Of 2020

    Neptune And The Entertainment Industry, Part One: The Crash Of 2020

    Today, I’d like to engage in a little speculative astrology. Specifically, the present and future state of the movie industry. Anything in life is complicated, and so is the astrology behind it. But the one planet that most clearly represents movies, glamor, and entertainment has to be Neptune. And you have to admit that entertainment…

  • Your Zodiac Symbol Has Changed: Pisces

    Your Zodiac Symbol Has Changed: Pisces

    The Secret Masters Of Astrological Knowledge (SMOAK) have declared that the traditional symbols for all twelve Zodiac Signs have been replaced and updated effective November 1st of this year. Wait, what do you mean, you’ve never heard of us? That doesn’t mean we aren’t a real thing. Have you ever heard of an Einstein-Rosen bridge?…

  • Astrology, Elections, And Objectivity

    Astrology, Elections, And Objectivity

    The US presidential election was a little over a week ago, and all of the shouting has finally stopped. Ha! Kidding. It’s still a mess out there. A lot of people are still arguing about the results. Neither side got everything they wanted. Trump didn’t win like he wanted, and the Democrats didn’t get the…

  • Your Zodiac Symbol Has Changed: Aquarius

    Your Zodiac Symbol Has Changed: Aquarius

    The Secret Masters Of Astrological Knowledge (SMOAK) have declared that the traditional symbols for all twelve Zodiac Signs have been replaced and updated effective November 1st of this year. The average Aquarius isn’t the type of person to play along with some Central Committee dictating things to them, normally. But you guys should be thankful…

  • Your Zodiac Symbol Has Changed: Capricorn

    Your Zodiac Symbol Has Changed: Capricorn

    The Secret Masters Of Astrological Knowledge (SMOAK) have declared that the traditional symbols for all twelve Zodiac Signs will be replaced and updated effective November 1st of this year. And by the way, you had all better start getting used to recognizing our power and importance. Because if you don’t? We are in the middle…