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Mars, Jupiter, Pluto Conjunct In Capricorn: Heavy Metal MAYHEM!!
I normally try not to overplay the potential for bad news with any given transit. Fear-mongering is bad for a number of reasons, one of which is that the worst case scenario simply doesn’t happen. Keeping this in mind, in a spirit of cautiously-optimistic levity, allow me to present the following. Imagine you turn on…
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A Message From Saturn, In The Last Degree Of Capricorn
ATTENTION, PEOPLE OF EARTH: I’m now in the last, “anaretic” degree of Capricorn. This makes me particularly powerful, and maybe you’ve noticed that. And frankly, a lot of are dropping the ball. Look. I know so many of you complain about me and the lessons I try to teach you. I’m going to point out…
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More Lies From The Liberal Zodiac About Alex Jones!
There is a report from the mainstream media outlet Austin American-Statesman that bold truth-teller (and definitely not “a performance artist” as his lawyer call him) Alex Jones was arrested last night for drunk driving after an argument with his wife. But what are they NOT telling you? Is this some attempt to distract us from…
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Make Your Own Hand Sanitizer With The Full Moon In Virgo!
On Monday there will be a Full Moon in Virgo. A Full Moon is often a difficult time emotionally. That’s because the Sun and Moon are exactly opposite each other. This time around, the Sun is closely conjunct Neptune in Pisces opposite the Moon in Virgo. This could be a difficult combination. Virgo rules things…
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Astrology And Prediction, Part Three: Incompleteness
“I think nature’s imagination is so much greater than man’s. She’s never going to let us relax.” -Richard Feynman (CLICK HERE for Part One, in which I discuss the nature of “prediction” in general, and CLICK HERE for Part Two, where I go over common reasons for incorrect predictions.) In the early part of the…
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Astrology And Prediction, Part Two: When It Goes Wrong
Last time, I discussed the art of using astrology to make predictions. Specifically, I referred to astrologers who tend not to make predictions. Based on a recent online conversation in a group of astrologers, it seems that some astrologers have given up on predictive work because they found it wasn’t working for them. Today I’d…
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Astrology And Prediction, Part One: Is Your Astrologer Smarter Than A Monkey?
“I can calculate the motions of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people” -Sir Isaac Newton “A typical mutual fund is providing nothing for the mutual fund owner that they could not get by throwing a dart at a dartboard.” -Paul Samuelson, Nobel Prize-winning economist Meet Adam Monk, the Chicago Sun-Times stock whiz. His…
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Using The New Moon In Pisces: A (Somewhat) Practical Guide
I’m a big fan of putting astrology to practical use. Your transits and your birth chart aren’t just things that happened to you. They are things that you can work with and understand to get better results. I’m also a big fan of telling people to set their intentions for the coming month whenever there…
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Mercury Gets Drunk In Pisces, Turns Retrograde: Some Text Messages
Feb 16, 2020 Mercury Retrograde MERC: Hey Venus! Just went retro, having a blast! MARS: This is Mars, dumbass. Feb 17, 2020 Mercury quintile Mars MERC: Okay, so what does a “quintile” mean? MARS: In theory it means “a talent for creative communications.” MERC: Cool! I’ll try that. Where’s the eggplant emoji? MARS: Go away…
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The Astrology Of My Big Valentine’s Day Break-Up
Many of you are cynical about Valentine’s Day. I can understand that. If you already love someone and are in a relationship, it’s a bit naggy to be told that today you absolutely must be romantic. If you are single and don’t want to be single, Valentine’s Day can be pretty sad. And if you…