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  • May 2020: Stupid Garbage Venus – An Introduction

    May 2020: Stupid Garbage Venus – An Introduction

    I don’t normally spend too much time fretting over when planets go retrograde. If a retrograde planet repeats a positive aspect to another planet or to a point in your birth chart, it’s still a positive thing. Having said that: this month’s Venus situation has me a little… concerned. Venus in Gemini is now square…

  • Coping with COVID-19: An Astrologer’s perspective

    Coping with COVID-19: An Astrologer’s perspective

    Astrologer Cindy McKean spoke on the radio airwaves today sending out a message about the COVID-19 pandemic that is quite unique from all other astrologers out there with predictions of doom and gloom. Instead of spreading fear, panic or saying something just out of hype, she brings us a message of hope and reveals an…

  • Prance Your Way Through Pluto Retrograde!

    Prance Your Way Through Pluto Retrograde!

    Pluto has turned retrograde, just short of 25 degrees Capricorn. This retrograde will continue until October 4th, at 22 degrees Capricorn. This means that Pluto will be covering all the ground it has for this year two more times. This particular retrograde started with a conjunction to Jupiter, amplifying Pluto’s effects. *** I live in…

  • Saturn In Aquarius, And The Four Horsemen Of The Infodemic (Part Four)

    Saturn In Aquarius, And The Four Horsemen Of The Infodemic (Part Four)

    “Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you are like whitewashed tombs which indeed appear beautiful outwardly, but inside are full of dead men’s bones and all uncleanness.” -Matthew 23:27 In previous instalments of the series, I have looked at the misinformation being spread by well meaning but misinformed “natural health advocates.” I have…

  • Saturn In Aquarius, And The Four Horsemen Of The Infodemic (Part Three)

    Saturn In Aquarius, And The Four Horsemen Of The Infodemic (Part Three)

    “We’re not just fighting an epidemic; we’re fighting an infodemic” -World Health Organization Director-General Tedros Ghebreyesus We’re now at Number Three of our Hit Parade of Bad Thinking that has the potential to hurt us all, here in the era of COVID-19. This time: not so much “disinformation” (though it is often fuelled by such).…

  • Saturn In Aquarius, And The Four Horsemen Of The Infodemic (Part Two)

    Saturn In Aquarius, And The Four Horsemen Of The Infodemic (Part Two)

    “We’re not just fighting an epidemic; we’re fighting an infodemic” -World Health Organization Director-General Tedros Ghebreyesus Not only is there a particularly bad virus going around, there is some particularly dangerous misinformation floating around on the internet about it. In Part One of this series I covered how will meaning health based information can actually…

  • Saturn In Aquarius, And The Four Horsemen Of The Infodemic (Part One)

    Saturn In Aquarius, And The Four Horsemen Of The Infodemic (Part One)

    “We’re not just fighting an epidemic; we’re fighting an infodemic” -World Health Organization Director-General Tedros Ghebreyesus Saturn in Aquarius sounds perfect for things like self quarantine and social distancing, doesn’t it? Unfortunately we are experiencing the spread of not one, but two different things that could potentially get a lot of people killed. The first…

  • Prince Charles, Camilla, And The Astrology Of The COVID-19 Coronavirus

    Prince Charles, Camilla, And The Astrology Of The COVID-19 Coronavirus

    (Want more info on the COVID-19N coronavirus and astrology? Click here for more details!) Prince Charles (born November 14, 1948 at 9:14 PM, London England) has recently been diagnosed as having contracted the COVID-19 coronavirus. It seems like every client I do a reading for lately either asks up front about their chances of catching…

  • Mars Conjunct Saturn, Square Uranus: Ballroom Blitz!

    Mars Conjunct Saturn, Square Uranus: Ballroom Blitz!

    And the man in the back said “everyone attack”And it turned into a ballroom blitz!And the girl in the corner said “boy I want to warn youIt’ll turn into a ballroom blitz!”Ballroom blitz! Sweet, Ballroom Blitz (1974) Mars is still in Capricorn, and won’t officially enter Aquarius until March 30th, but is now coming within…

  • Stupid Comet Fails To Deliver Apocalypse, Millions Face Disappointment

    Stupid Comet Fails To Deliver Apocalypse, Millions Face Disappointment

    (SCENE: The Action News Seven set) NEWSCASTER: Good evening. I’m Edna Yamaguci-Jackson. Today’s top story: astronomers are excitedly reporting the approach of Comet ATLAS, which may be brighter than the planet Venus in the night sky. Scientists tell us that it will likely be at its brightest on May 31st, and poses no threat to…