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The Weekly Sky: Astrology For January 21-27, 2019
Have you ever had a sudden, irrational impulse to buy something you couldn’t afford, or saw something so delicious you had to break your diet, or went ahead and fell in love with someone you knew was probably going to be bad news? Odds are good that it didn’t work out for you one way…
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The Most Sagittarius Thing I Ever Said
A few years ago I found myself lying on a table in a hospital, waiting to have my left ankle reconstructed. I will spare you most of the gruesome details. I’ll let you know that I was there because of a combination of clumsiness, drunkenness, stupidity, and the pins getting infected that were put in…
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Blood Wolf Supermoon Lunar Eclipse Panic Panic Panic (Or Not)!
Centuries of observation have determined that there are two things that can be predicted to happen on a regular basis: -Eclipses -People claiming that an Eclipse is a sign of the end of the world. This Monday brings us a Blood Wolf Moon Supermoon Lunar Eclipse. Yes I know that sounds pretty heavy metal, but…
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Language Lessons For The Twelve Signs: Libra
(There are those who will tell you that “astrology is a language.” If you know much about languages, you know that sometimes one language will come up with a word or phrase for a unique concept that other languages haven’t caught onto — but maybe should have. In that spirit, we present this series.) The…
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Big News Of 2019 – Jupiter Square Neptune And The Bird Box Challenge
One of the biggest aspects affecting the world in 2019 is Jupiter square Neptune, which will be in effect for much of the year. Neither Jupiter nor Neptune have the reputation for being the most realistic of planets, but what happens when you connect them with a square? Both Jupiter and Neptune have a lot…
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The Weekly Sky: Astrology For December 31, 2018 – January 6, 2019
Happy New Year everyone! There are two big astrological aspects putting a spin on the week. Both could sound a little scary, if you are inclined to being scared by these things. Don’t be. Relax, pal. You’ll be fine. On New Year’s Day, Mars enters the Sign it rules, Aries. On the one hand, yes…
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Language Lessons For The Twelve Signs: Sagittarius
(There are those who will tell you that “astrology is a language.” If you know much about languages, you know that sometimes one language will come up with a word or phrase for a unique concept that other languages haven’t caught onto — but maybe should have. In that spirit, we present this series.) The…
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Language Lessons For The Twelve Signs: Scorpio
(There are those who will tell you that “astrology is a language.” If you know much about languages, you know that sometimes one language will come up with a word or phrase for a unique concept that other languages haven’t caught onto — but maybe should have. In that spirit, we present this series.) The…
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The Weekly Sky: Astrology For December 24-30, 2018
This time of year is filled with so many social demands to “be of good cheer” that it is often, ironically, difficult to do just that. For many, it is a reminder that warm family memories are a long way in the past, or never existed at all. For others, there are unusual economic pressures…
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Language Lessons For The Twelve Signs: Virgo
(There are those who will tell you that “astrology is a language.” If you know much about languages, you know that sometimes one language will come up with a word or phrase for a unique concept that other languages haven’t caught onto — but maybe should have. In that spirit, we present this series.) The…