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BREAKING NEWS: An Astrologer Refuses To Make Any Oscar Predictions
I’ve been giving a lot of thought lately to the idea that astrologers may actually be human beings who have an inherent bias on certain subjects. If you read a lot of stuff about astrology on the internet, you’ve undoubtedly come across political commentaries from some astrologers. I call these “commentaries” because, regardless of your…
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Talking To Your Child About Mercury Retrograde
If your child has been experimenting with astrology, undoubtedly he or she has some concerns about Mercury retrograde. This can be an unsettling and even frightening subject for a child to discover. Fortunately, there are ways to discuss this with your child without making things worse. Here are some sample questions and answers. Mommy, what…
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Are You A Pisces? Take Our Quiz And Find Out!
Many of you probably know and love a Pisces out there… and some of you may actually be a Pisces. If you aren’t sure, there are some relatively easy ways to test whether or not you were born under the Sign of the Fish. We used to determine whether or not you are a Pisces…
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Dump Your Date On Valentine’s Day With Astrology! (Part Two)
(If you missed Part One of this series, in which I demonstrate how to use Sun Sign astrology to passive-aggressively ruin your relationship on Valentine’s Day, click here for it. Or: maybe you already used that advice to get the break-up you crave and now you’re ready to move on to screwing up a relationship…
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Dump Your Date On Valentine’s Day With Astrology! (Part One)
Valentine’s Day is once more upon us, and astrology fans everywhere know what that means: over-simplified Sun Sign articles about what to get/do with your loved one, often written by freelancers whose knowledge of astrology is limited to what they have read online by other freelancers who know little about astrology. I am here to…
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Language Lessons For The Twelve Signs: Aquarius
(There are those who will tell you that “astrology is a language.” If you know much about languages, you know that sometimes one language will come up with a word or phrase for a unique concept that other languages haven’t caught onto — but maybe should have. In that spirit, we present this series.) The…
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Lying With Neptune In Pisces For Fun And Profit!
Have you ever heard of FOMO, the “fear of missing out”? I’m here to help you fight that feeling today — with the extra special blessings of Neptune in Pisces! You see, Neptune rules a lot of things… but one of the things it is most associated with is delusional thinking. Neptune is particularly strong…
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The Weekly Sky: Astrology For January 28-February 3, 2019
Crankiness, agitation, and losing your temper with yourself or others is rarely a good idea. Mars is in Aries right now, and that normally implies that there is a handy reserve of energy that way, and is relatively easy to control. Mars rules Aries, so we should be able to keep a pretty good grip…
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The Orville Vs. Astrology (Maybe)
Last Thursday a new episode of The Orville aired, and it appeared to take a serious swing at the legitimacy of astrology. But, speaking as someone who has a lifetime interest in both science fiction and astrology, I’d like to point something out to those of you who were offended by this episode. (For those…
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The Floor Plans To Your Dream Home, By Moon Sign
The Moon in your birth chart is your emotional comfort zone. Think of it as the home of your emotions… and let’s be honest: not all homes are a good fit for all people. If a picture is worth a thousand words, then here is a 1200 word essay on Moon Signs in the birth…