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A Lesson In Sagittarius Optimism, From Herman Cain
Herman Cain (born December 13 1945, time uncertain, Memphis TN) had his Sun, Mercury, and Venus all in Sagittarius. Most people who are familiar with astrology will tell you that this would make him unafraid to speak up about his beliefs. “Masks will not be mandatory at the event, which will be attended by President…
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Movie Quotes To Use During Sex, According To Your Mars Sign
Are you tired of all the anger and hostility that’s going around these days, thanks in part to an unusually long transit of Mars through Aries? Me too. But, let’s not forget that Mars rules more things than just anger. So, hey… you’re looking good today. Want to come over so we can Netflix and…
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Let’s All Be Leos for A While!
Happy birthday to all my Leo friends out there! I personally think that being a Leo is a good thing at any time, but this year is particularly exceptional. Let me tell you why The Big Kitty is sitting pretty this year… Ever notice how much of a beating your friends with lots of placements…
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Everyone Loves Ellen DeGeneres (except most of the people who know her)!
Everyone loves Ellen DeGeneres, it seems. And why not? Born January 26th 1958, 8:43 AM, Metairie, Lousiana, Ellen has a fun loving and popular chart, with Sun and Venus conjunct in Aquarius, and with Jupiter and Neptune squaring it to add some bounce. Her 11th House (friends and community), is ruled by her Saturn on…
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We Need To Talk About The New Moon In Cancer, America
If you’ve followed my work for long, you know that I’m usually a big fan of the New Moon. I always see it as an opportunity to sit down and very carefully focus on the things you want to change in your life in the next 28 days, and (hopefully) get good results. A Full…
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Today’s Howie Mandel Horoscope: Howie Is Doing Just Fine, Thank You
It’s funny how sometimes a standard interpretation of an astrological transit can manifest itself in technically correct yet hilarious ways. Case in point: comedian Howie Mandel’s recent “escape from being held captive.” Howie (born November 29th 1955, 10 AM, Toronto Canada) has Capricorn rising. This makes Cancer the ruler of his Seventh House. Although the…
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Astrology Of The Disappearance Of Naya Rivera
Actress Naya Rivera (born January 12, 1987, 1:56 PM, Santa Monica California) is missing and is almost certainly dead, after going for a swim last Wednesday at Lake Picu, California. Whenever a death happens, there is always more than one astrological factor at play. Death often happens during a large and potentially scary looking transit,…
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Happy Birthday America! Here’s Your Astrology Reading!
Happy 244th birthday, America! You don’t look a day over 150! A lot of people like to get a reading around their birthday. Heck, sometimes I even throw out a discount for those. But for you my friend, this year? You get a freebie. And frankly, I think it’s because you need it. You’ll notice…
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Talking To Skeptics Of Astrology: Some Appetizers
(CLICK HERE for the Introduction to this series) When you go to a buffet (Remember those? Will they ever return? Sigh.) you should start with something a little light so you don’t automatically stuff your face with the bulky stuff. Likewise, when learning to counter skeptical arguments, let’s start with a couple of relative lightweights……
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Talking To Skeptics Of Astrology: An Introduction
Since it’s 2020, and Mars will be spending the rest of the year in Aries, and all we ever do is argue with people on the internet all day long anyway? Let’s put that abundant Mars mood to some good use. That’s why I will be writing a series here over the next few blog…