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The Astrology Of Chris Evans And His Accidental Tweet
FROM: Astrologeeks TO: Matthew Currie Hey, is there any way you can write up what happened with Chris Evans on Twitter yesterday (without coming out and saying it) in a tasteful manner? FROM: Matthew Currie TO: Astrologeeks I’m on it, Boss! *** Yesterday I posted an item here joking around about the perils that come…
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Let’s All Use Venus Square Uranus Poorly And Unwisely!
For the next week or so, Venus square Uranus will be in effect. Venus in Leo tends to be bold and dramatic in its expressions. Uranus in Taurus is probably best described as “obnoxiously weird.” Normally this would be a time to be cautiously optimistic about new affections, or maybe try out some new things…
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Mars In Aries: The Angry Red Dot
“How much blood will spill until everybody does what they’re always going to have to do from the very beginning — SIT DOWN AND TALK!” -Doctor Who I’ve been making a point recently of standing outside and looking at the sky. Specifically, I look to the east about a couple of hours after sunset. That’s…
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Mars In Aries, A Forest Fire, And A Gender Reveal Party Gone VERY Wrong
On Saturday, the El Dorado fire started due to a poorly thought-out pyrotechnic device at a gender reveal party near Yucaipa, California. There are a few surprises to this incident, but none of them involve astrology. We shouldn’t be surprised that Mars square Saturn might lead to an increase in wildfires. Mars rules fire, after…
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The Astrology Of How Bella Thorne Screwed Up Onlyfans For Everyone
First, some definitions: -“Bella Thorne” (born October 8th 1997, time unknown, Pembroke Pines Florida) is an actress and model who appeared for three seasons on a Disney channel show, has done some modelling, and made some unremarkable film appearances. She is considered to be what’s called a “social influencer.” In other words, she’s mostly famous-for-being-famous.…
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Astrology, Morality, And Jerry Falwell Jr.
You’ve probably heard about the recent case of Jerry Falwell Jr, son of famous TV evangelist Jerry Falwell, and president of Liberty University. If you haven’t, here are the gory details. Jerry has been the center of rumours for years now about various forms of financial and/or sexual misconduct. It has recently come to light…
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Astrology 2020: The Year Sun In Virgo Saved The World
The Sun enters Virgo tomorrow. This is normally a time when astrologers would be talking about the caring (if someone clinical) nature of Virgo. Or, if you’re me, you crack a few jokes about cleaning products. I’m here to tell you that 2020 is different. Sun in Virgo is here to save us all! Why…
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#Astrology #QPedoGateAnon #SaveTheZodiac #JupiterSextileNeptune
Foolish me! I was so optimistic! I was under the impression that, given all the difficult transits we face lately, one of the few saving graces would be Jupiter sextile Neptune. joining the two planets of “life philosophy” and “higher spirituality” with a gentle sextile was going to, I assumed, help people find the better…
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Astrology, COVID-19, And The Sturgis Motorcycle Rally
Normally the town of Sturgis South Dakota is a pretty quiet place of about 7000 people. However once a year, the town of Sturgis is host to the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally. That’s when literally hundreds of thousands of bikers descend on the place for ten days of fun, frivolity, and riding around without a helmet.…
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Mars Square Saturn And Pluto: Does EVERYTHING Suck?
You don’t need to be an astrologer to know that the world is under a lot of stress recently. It was building up to a major peak even before the Saturn-Pluto conjunction this January. Now we find ourselves in a prolonged transit of Mars in Aries, and Aries is at the degrees to be squaring…